I was cutting grass with a push lawn mower and next thing I know she's out there, sitting in a chair, watching me. Does she think I want some goddamnn body watching me doing this. I just shut off the lawmmower and slammed the back door as hard as God would let me. I will admit I do have anger issues. But this b!tch just pissed me off!

Hey crankypuss, I think we live on the same street! I was working in my flower beds and a lady a few houses down did the same thing. But she was smoking, so I thought she might not smoke inside her home and forgot about it. I think she might be a big ol' lesbo.